December 2010
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Christmas Reflection
Christmas isn’t what it used to be when I was kid. I don’t know if it’s because I’m older and all my expectations of what Christmas is had become tainted by the loss of my innocence. Or maybe even because the loss of family value. All I know is that Christmas was the definite holiday that brought family reunification for us no matter what the circumstances. It’s like...
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Simbang Gabi
Priest: (singing) Let us pray.
Little Girl: (singing) Let us PLAY!!!!
Was it wrong for me to start doing the Dougie when...
I'm searching for a love that will make me left...
because my right hand will be too busy holding your hand.
Decisions. Decisions.
Just wondering. I was playing 10 Fingers the other day and one of the statements that was said was I have been walked in on while having sex. So it made me think once that person left, would you want to stop right there or finish?
10 Fingers- I Have Version
Thornberry: I have had sex with a sock on.
Me: Wait hold up! Where did you have the sock on? I mean your feet or your dick?!
Presidente: I know! Are you referring to a sock condom?
Everyone: *LMAO*
Thornberry: I meant feet. -_-
Anonymous asked: HO HO HO What would you like for christmas little girl?
Don't Gotta Lie To Get Off
HypeBeast: brb showerrr
Me: aka jack off time
HypeBeast: LOL
HypeBeast: FUCK YOUUU
I just woke up from a nightmare that I was killed...
That “You’re Dead” sticker never felt so disheartening. Now I know how my victims feel.
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Anonymous asked: who do you have a crush on?
I enjoy that feeling when your barber is lining...
Shift is orgasmic.
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Controlling The Madness
So apparently some McDonalds have launched a new system to the Sanrio Happy Meal watches. In order to get one, you have to plan your meal in advance by calling the particular McDonalds and tell them to hold a watch for you. Then you go there and tell them you called and you receive your watch. I don’t think Happy Meal toys have been this crazy since Teenie Beanie Babies. I’m just glad...
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Memorable Texts
So whenever any of you text me, I read it and then make one of two decisions with it. Either save it or delete it right away. By keeping it, it is a text that has somehow grabbed my intellectual or emotional attention. Or maybe it’s an address and I won’t be able to memorize it. Here are a couple that I have saved this year. Can you guess who sent them?
“DDR biitxh! I hope camp...
jonaxthan-deactivated20110825 asked: we NEED to hang out ASAP.
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Who takes a shot to Alibata?
I know 47 individuals who are down.
Sent in my PYC Kuya Application with 1 hour and 43...
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It's A Snooki
It’s 3:37am Friday morning and I’m watching the South Park episode entitled “It’s A Jersey Thing.” Amazing how such a comedic show can be an analogy of the world we once lived in. As I watched the Jersey people begin to move towards South Park, it dawned onto me the similarities between this and the migration of immigrants. Whenever someone from Jersey behaved...
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Influential
So I’ve noticed that a majority of the teachers who I admired and tried to emulate or had some influential impact in my academic career and life went to UC Davis.
Mr. D’Acquisto
Mr. D-Nuts was my seventh grade English and Social Studies teacher. He showed me a new perspective to reading and books that I have never seen before. He introduced me to my favorite book, The House On Mango...
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Songs That Remind Me Of My First Year In Davis
Forever- Chris Brown
This song just reminds me of 2008 in general. It’s my favorite song. I remember them playing it at the DJ booth at Friendship Games and I went bezerk, dancing happily. Everything felt so right and happy at the time. It was also the last song played at FATD 2008. We just danced all happily. It was the first time I saw the entire Fil-Am come together for one event. It...